Total Medals Earned: 1,244 (From 150 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,030 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (55/155 points)
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Medals Earned: 5/10 (120/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (55/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Destroy 100 cars
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Complete 30 rooms
Reach the end of the game
Medals Earned: 3/26 (60/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the fourth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Bad Girl
Remember For Future
Saboteur
Vet
Escape
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
jump 7 times (i <3 u dogl)
beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You become a knight, hurray!
You become the count, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...
You got trolled!